Tag: Soraka

  • Season Three Was B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

    It’s been a long road, and technically Season Three isn’t over yet, but it may as well be for me. I achieved what I set out to do. I am omitting some of the games that I played in this Promotion Series because I don’t want to build up stress or tension for anyone else.…

  • Lucky Queue

    I was queuing with Obscene Tangerin and I ran into someone else from my friend’s list on our team.  Obscene was blown away.  He said that has never happened to him.  I just let him know that it’s happened to me multiple times in the past.  I told him that most of the people on…

  • Season Two Was B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

    But literally, I threw SO many bananas in Season Two.  Does the number 251,535 mean anything to you?  No?  Well that’s the total physical damage dealt as Soraka in Season Two.  That means that I threw roughly 3,350 bananas in Season Two!  Let’s take a quick look at what happens when that many bananas get…

  • Goats and Trolls

    The history of goats and trolls is long and involved.  Luckily, as history tells us the goats beat trolls.  I had picked Taric support as Fiora and Jayce fought over top lane.  Neither were willing to budge.  At the last minute, I knew the secret weakness of the trolls.  I swapped to the goat-legged woman.…

  • Box of Chocolates OF DOOM!

    I knew this day would come.  Blind Pick is like a box of chocolates.  This box of chocolates had multiple threats that I was afraid of facing.  Nocturne hurts Teemo because Teemo lacks a method of getting outside of his tether range.  Vlad can really hurt a Teemo because his sustain is something Teemo is…